(for the 2 of 3 others who may check in here, Angie is my friend, and loyal visitor)

Let’s play a game.

I have:

A.  started my period, a day or two early (based on 28 day cycle)

B.  had some misc. spotting, out of the blue, based on the IUD removal 6 weeks ago, or,

C.  just noticed some implantation spotting, or,

D.  none of the above 

What is most likely?  I have no idea.  This would be my second period in 5 years.  Last period, started pretty definitively, was moderately heavy from start through 3 days, tapered the last 2 to spotting.

This morning?  Just a bit of pink when I wipe.  Sorry for the graphic detail, but there you go.  Don’t even need a pad.  Last month?  Felt my period start, went through 4 tampons the first 7 hours or so.   This morning?  Saw the bit of pink, even maybe a bit of light pinkish-tan? at 8 AM, and nearly nothing since.

What the %^#&?

Was this last cycle anovulatory, and all this is just fall out from the IUD removal?  Could be, maybe.  But I don’t think so.  I feel pretty sure I ovulated.  And the last period seemed, so, well, normal.  And no spotting until this morning.

Yesterday’s neurotic 3rd HPT was negative.  Yet again, so was my first baby’s HPT, upto 3 days after my period should have begun.

So.

I am clueless.  And just waiting.  I just refuse to go to the doc for blood work.  I’ll just wait.  And wait.  My period will either crank up, I suppose, or I’ll start HPTing again.  Maybe in the morning, if today does not go more period-like. 

By the time something definitive happens, I’ll be upto $162.55 in HPTs.  Why didn’t I invent those?