I just peed on a stick.  Not one in my backyard.  The kind that costs 13 bucks and is always always always negative, even when I have been pregnant.  Why would I do that?  Why why why?

Of course it was negative.  I’m not even supposed to start for 5 days.  I’m a moron.  Have I mentioned, even when I’m 4 days late, and PREGNANT, those things say BFN?  Yeah, I thought so.  

Someone should be here to beat some sense into me. 

Is that the dumbest bunny you’ve ever seen?  I found this ticker cycle tracker, thought it’d be kind of fun, but the only markers are like, storks, stick figure couples, birds and bees and butterflies.  This seemed the lesser of the evils.

Yes, I’m still feeling cranky.  Can you tell?