A first
time for everything. Peed myself whilst gagging furiously into the toilet last night. On my new Old Navy yoga pants. More olive drab. Velour this time. Just like when I was 8. But bigger.
Have to re-sell the other maternity pants…size M, Gap, olive drab cargo. Turns out, they do make my butt look big. And my thighs. I made my mom be honest. Her words were "not flattering", and "makes you look bigger". I know it means "shows how big you are", and "butt looks ginormous", but she was kind.
I’ll let the pants go for 9 bucks and shipping? Anyone? Anyone? Otherwise, I’m going to start dusting with them.
